Talk:Eye Transplant/@comment-2001:14BB:420:3B8:15F6:D662:26F6:7824-20171027082828

This surgery is desinged just great!

To start off, you try to get the goggles off. Matterless if you try to cut them off, or break them, you will notice by the time you get them off the patient is allready loosing some blood. So you reach for the green syringe. You notice the green syringe is in a glass jar. You try to grab the syringe, but notice you can only grab the jar. So you decide you will drop it out of the jar, then grab the syringe, but you drop the syringe to the floor, while trying to pour it out of the jar. You move along to sticking sharp objects to Bob's eyes. After your 67:th try, you finaly succeed to pull both of the eyes out of their sockets. At this time you notice the patient is losing +10 milliliters of blood per second. You try to grab the needle, but remember you dropped it whilst trying to shake it off the jar. You move along to cut the eyes off. After 2 and a half minutes of hitting him, you finaly get them to hang from the muscles. You cut them out, and at this time the patient hasn't got much blood left, and is losing it fast. So you make haste with the new eyeballs. You pour them on the tray in the middle, so they don't roll off. By doing this you notice it's nearly impossible to grab them, and even more impossible to get them into the sockets. After getting the first eye in, you notice you don't have any eyes left, because most of them have either fallen to the floor when you tried to insert them to the sockets, or rolled under the tables on the sides. You either desperatly try to reach the eyeballs under the tables, and have dear Bob bleed out. Or you just give up at this point.

Repeat this 3 times and rage quit.