Talk:Nigel Burke/@comment-173.31.160.159-20180723203001


 * one day in the office...* nigel? yeah? how many people have died during your surgeries? uhhh.....50....WHAT?! REALLY?! no. GEEZ, BAD JO- it was  50,000. WAIT, WHAT?! why did you want to know? Bob got into another accident, and boss was thinking about firing you. oh, be right back *distant sounds of a magnum firing* BOSS IS WOUNDED, SOMEONE SHOT HIM! MAYB- I SHOULD DO SURGERY? I GUE- WAIT! WHY DO YOU HAVE A GU- *nigel then shot him too, he horribly performed surgery on both of them they both died, and nobody suspected him*